Twitter posts!

Okay so I discovered this twitter feed called I Do That Too and seriously some of them I couldn't stop laughing for.  I thought I might share my favorite 20 here:  


1. The guy who discovered milk....What was he doing with that cow?.


2. Not being able to finish a sentence because your laughing about the ending


3. i hate it when i forget something i really wanted to say.


4. Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00..


5. Thanks phone, for being strong every time i dropped you..


6. Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems..

7. When I was a kid I........no wait, I still do that.

8. I always wonder what I look like from someone elses eyes..

9. Why are you sleeping in class? maybe because i wake up at 6 AM to come here (so true!)

10. IT WASN'T ME!!!!! Oh that........ yes that was me.

11. Pandas are the least racist animal, they're black, white AND asian.

12. Why is Monday so far away from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday.

13. The feeling you get when you understand something in math class..

14. When i read ur text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.

15. Dear Homework, You're Not Attractive and I'm Not Doing You

16. I forgot your name, so i'm waiting for somebody to say it.

17. Comebacks that make the whole room go OOOOOHHHHHH'"

18.Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall

19. I'd rather do nothing at your house than at mine

20. That Moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant

21. Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you

22. mom, i could be dying and you're not answering the phone

23. I can't hear you, so ill just laugh and hope it wasn't a question

24. Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as well try the fridge again. (study sessions anyone 

:P)

25. No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it

26. I love how my best friend and I can say one word, and crack up (:

27. My level of maturity changes depending on who im with.

28. I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On A Crunchy-Looking Leaf

29. I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies.

30. No I'm not lying, but when you look at me like that, how can I not smile?

31. Laughing when someone falls

32. paper beats rock? ok,i'll throw a rock at u & u defend urseself with paper

33. I hate saying hi to people and they don't see you and you feel stupid

34. i finally stop laughing... look back over at you and start all over again

35. If the world ends in 2012, i've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely.

36. Not finishing a sentence because your laughing too hard about the ending

37. BUT MOM...why would any of my friends jump off a bridge

38. Tripping, then looking back at what tripped you with an evil glare.

39. How did Barbie manage to be a doctor, model, actress, teacher and singer?

40. Life is getting too complicated , i wanna be 5 again

Yeah yeah I know there is 40, I meant favorite 20 x 2. :P  Just as a side note there is the odd tweet that has some bad language :( so I apologize. 

Have a wonderful day friends!!!